Wednesday, November 25, 2009

yo soy una slacker

hiiiiiiii out there!

missed me, did ya??

i admit that with all the change-of-address-ing, machu picchu prepping, gift buying, wrap-up with loraypo, mucho travels, then back to the states, apartment searching, job searching, roommate searching, furniture searching, blahblahblah... i dropped "peruvian pitstop" from my list of priorities.  

but alas!  the prodigal blogger has returned!

stay tuned for: 

  • last week in qosqo
  • machupicchu
  • lima
  • re-entry!

bless turkeyday break.

Monday, October 5, 2009

i'll take a splash of COLA with my BEER, thanks.

kelsi = burrrrrrnt.
you can't even really tell from this pic, but it's gnar gnar. i gotta remember that the sun here is 11,600 miles closer than i'm used to. dumb former-lifeguard! dumb dumb dumb!!!

went on an excruciatingly long hike yesterday! to celebrate centro tinku's 6th bday. the whole crew went and it was super fun until we approached hour FOUR and there were STILL menacing mountains in every direction. gulp.

it was actually quite the hiking weekend for me! did saksaywaman on saturday and a lot of trotting in chinchero on sunday. but let me tell ya, i felt FAR from sexy while doing sexy. i became sweaty mc sweat-a-ton. that climb is steep!!! but the view so purty once you get to the top. and then jesus (or rather, a jesus statue given as a gift to cusco from some palestinian chistians) opens his arms to you and says, "that'a'girl. you done well." or maybe it was the sunstroke getting to me.....

checked out sunday mass at the catedral in plaza de armes sunday morning. usually it costs something ridic like 25 soles to enter, but not if you're a pious church-goer! or someone who loves to sing hymns like meeeee!!! it was GORGEOUS. granted, i never made it to spain during my eruo-traveling... but wowsers! this put swedish, french, italian, and even german churches to shame! unfortunately, i felt too guilty to take photos (omg... am i catching catholic guilt?!?!) so i'll just have to write about the 12 alters of sparkling gold, the intricately carved podiums, and the ornate stonework. and my favorite part?? during the lord's prayer, you know the line "and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us"???? i LOVE how everyone hitting the Ss at different times causes the sound to bounce off all the walls and creates this blanket of voice, that wraps you up and leaves no holes to slip through. it's always been so comforting to me. and it TRANSLATED! in spanish the S effect still happened! and because the ceilings in the catedral are insanely tall and stone, it was even MORE intense. honestly made my day.

then i scurried off to chinchero to check out my competition... a diff museum/ demonstration/ store. then somehow... got talked into visiting the campo. a.k.a. countryside boonies! after a little journey, we came upon this adobe house, surrounded by cows, sheep, donkeys, chickens, dogs, and cats. i spent the afternoon plopped on a dirt floor (in my creme-colored church dress), inhaling smoke from the adobe fire pit, munching on maize and taters and cheese straight from the front yard, (i magically didn't hurl), learning how to weave (okay, a bracelet), while guinea pigs and baby roosters ran around me! heeeellooooo rural livin'!!! so great to get the authentic experience. =)

jeff and simone can't stop raving about their machu trek, so i gave a wad of cash today and DR and i are set to go! ELEVEN DAYS! why can't it be tomoooooorrow?!?!?! although with my hiking performance over the last few days, i'm thinking another week or so of training can only do me good. ;P

oh yeah... and 1/2 beer 1/2 coca cola? not too shabby....

Friday, October 2, 2009

it hailed yesterday... and now i'm in flip flops.

Per my mama's request... i've loaded the Loraypo Documentary here in addition to facebook!



i just showed it to Roxanna (head of the association) and she loooooved it! That makes me very pleased. Also, Chaska Tours had a look-see at the facebook page and all my materials and agreed to meet with me! HOLLA. Our meeting yesterday was FANTASTIC and they are excited to set up some tourist groups to the site! i'm so glad it's working out with them, because they are one of the few agencies dedicated to eco-tourism. They put a huge emphasis on preserving traditional culture, paying fair wages to every local involved (guides, partners, etc.), and "leaving no footprint" (tagline). i heart them.

So now, Loraypo and i just have to come up with a little sumin sumin to set us apart. There are a few weaving demonstration expos that already exist (ugh the joy of entering a saturated market), so we need a special oomf! i'm thinking a traditional lunch down by the lake... llama petting... hair braiding (cuz you gotta admit that was rad)... and weaving lessons.

heck! i welcome your thoughts too!!!

i only have ONE WEEK (and a couple days cuz i'm nice like that) to get these relationships set up and ready for execution in 2010! kiiiiiiiiinda stressed. But it's still an incredibly fun experience.

Heading off to my farewell lunch with Ines in a few. So bummed she is scootin' back to Lima. Cusco will not be the same without her! Plus how the heck am i gonna not be taken advantage of without my native and her LIMAttitude??!? ;P

We had a superneat night last night up in the San Blas barrio, listening (and watching) rambunctious Argetinean bands rockin out! i've decided to pass up a trip to Buenos Aires (nervous about dinero) but i am definitely getting my fill here in Cusco! And on that note... think i'm gonna stop by a mercado to pick up some woven leg-warmers to adorn my flipflops! Their bohemian style is just SO addicting!!!!!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

you silly avocado

i'm finding it very difficult to write because everything seems normal these days! from my daily 20 cent rides in combis with people's rumps and bags of veggies smacking me in the face.... to getting dolled up in traditional garb and braids to take pics with llamas!

so i am digging into the depths of my brain to try to remember what technically ARE oddities!

cusquenian facts:
- two painted lanes of highway really means 3 lanes
- salt here is not granulated... it is powder!
- peru is one of the top suppliers of coffee beans... but everyone here drinks instant. seriously.
- every peruvian child is model-status-adorable
- limes dominate every meal, but lemons do not exist
- it can be 80 degrees one second... and all at once the clouds appear and it drops to 50!
- there are about 700 million photocopy places but only TWO that do color! GARH!!!
- calling someone an avocado means they are confused and gonna mess something up

weird things i've witnessed this week:
- a dog and 3 kids doing a conga line in the street
- 25 school children pouring out of the back of a toyota hatchback meant for 5 passengers
- a donkey bellowing at a cow crossing
- a woman doing that Cirque du Soleil white sheet dance at a club opening
- baby with the longest tongue ever
- two guys on stilts dancing around a clothing store while a guy played a didgeridoo (instrument that looks like the ricola commercial in the swiss alps
- kid getting transported in a wheelbarrow of dirt clods
- 3-headed pig (just kidding)

my life basically consists of trying my darndest to get Loraypo's products into fairtrade stores around town and convincing tour agencies that they want to set up tours to watch live demonstrations of the sheering, dying, weaving process (i'm leaving the urine out of these sells).

and at night... hanging out with my buddies over fresh fruit smoothies, pisco sours, and salsa lessons! i'm very bummed because Ines goes back to lima in a couple of days. =( but i'll be visiting her at the end of oct and maybe taking a trip to the coast! yeeeeah for southern hemisphere summer! and Simone and Jeff are doing Machu this weekend!!! why is 2.5 weeks sooooo faaaaar awaaaaay????!?!

it wa my host mom's birthday on sunday, so there have been LOTS of festivities and guests over which is super entertaining! of course the one day i rise thinking "NO MORE SWEETS" and "TELL FLOR YOU WANT SMALLER PORTIONS" is feliz cumpleanos with cake and hot chocolate for breakfast! uf. plus, i got a lot of vino shoved down my throat that afternoon which turned out to be really fun. salud! salud! salud! NEVERENDING salud!!! but waking up to a 12 year old hired boy doing dishes and two women marinating a tub of 150 chicken carcasses kinda weirds me out.....

alright, off i go to hit up yet another tour agency. (and maybe stop by the black market for more $1 movies and 30 Rock series that i am obsessssssed with!!!)

Friday, September 18, 2009

Colours Au'Natural... a.k.a. Pee Pee

Started work with the weavers this week... and LORDY! i'm bushed!!! (just by watching and documenting! not even WORKING, other than a stir of the dye pot from time to time!)

it's incredible the amount of time and effort these ladies put into each step of the process.

  • From sheering, (which i get to witness on monday!)
  • to spinning the yarn,
  • to collecting plants and insects to create the dye,
  • to building the fires,
  • to dying the yarn,
  • to sometimes adding another secret ingredient to make vibrant colors like hot pink and neon orange (yes, still very much natural!),
  • and finally to weaving intricate patterns with wooden looms... months and months of work!
The whole time i stand there watching with my mouth gaping in amazement... i can't help but think, "how can you possibly sustain yourselves?!"

Which is why i am SO grateful to be here, working to get their products into higher-end markets, to actually create fair wages for their incredible work! All too often, the artisans in Cusco (and most developing areas i'd assume) are happy to just make a sell. Like, oh?? You'll buy this purse for 30 soles?? Done! Sweet! I just made 10 bucks! ...and i'll just ignore the fact that this purse took 6 months of prep work, 1o soles worth of ingredients, and 3 weeks of actual weaving...

I'm very glad to have the World of Good fair wage calculator as a reference point. It's helping me try to figure out correct pricing for the products. And Loraypo might even be the 135th artisan group to join the W.O.G. line!!!!!!! I will have a conversation with their Director of Sales this week! zOMGz dream come truuuuue!!!!! but more locally, i also plan to visit the two very quality fairtrade shops in Cusco and strike a distribution deal. AND... i need to chat with some tourist agencies about setting up tours to the Loraypo facility for live expos (Sunday's would be best since Chinchero has a Sunday market right next door to their facility) and display of finished products for purchasing (picture those glass-blowing shops where you can watch them work from start to finish... so much more compelling to make sales!!!)

So yeah. i feel like i have a LOT of work and not much time to execute. but I am trudging along and super excited about every step! hope i get to shear an alpaca myself!!!!!!

i've also spent this week watching traditional dance performances and visiting other ruins with Simone. Pizaq was quite the experience. and by experience, i mean ow my bum and thighs hurt. but WOW the views! two hours of hiking up all those terraces definitely proved to be worth it. and taking a nap on an incan wall... probably one of the coolest experiences of my life.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Health & History

ahhh...sweet sweet life...
how i missed thee.

after three days beneath the sheets wanting to die, i finally relented and got a doctor house call. a $3o well spent in my book. plus, i got to embarrass myself by laying down on the living room couch (gaudily floral) and have the doc push and prod my belly as my host family gawked and made jokes about my sudden change in appetite. (apparently, finishing all the food on my plate--as to not be rude--translates into fat american!) now, with antibiotics, anti-parasites, peptobismol, and a whole lotta gatorade swimming around inside me, things are looking up!

Simone talked me into going on a Cusco touristy tour with her yesterday. and i figured since i haven't done much historical exploring since i've arrived, i better jump on the bandwagon! or... cushy chartered bus in this case. after strolling around a spanish-overhauled-ancient-incan -worship-temple-turned-cathedral in the middle of town (a bit overrated since i had already seen most of it), we climbed (okay, the bus climbed) up to my first incan ruin site!!!! "Sexy Woman." okay okay... "Saqsaywaman." practically the same. it was SO SWEET. and the sky (i know i talk about the sky a lot... but i think it is one of the most definitive features of Cusco) was just incredible. sharp and clear with colossal dark pouring clouds off in the distance. unfortunately, the photos really cannot do it justice. you'll all just have to visit yourself. ;)

wanna hear some lil factorials about sexxxywooooman?? sure ya do! well, it was built in about 77 years, completed in 1508. now keep in mind that the inca peeps hauled these INSANELY large stones (mostly limestone) gazillions (can't remember the exact number) of miles uphill with slats of wood and rope. totally totally mindblowing. i mean... check out me with the largest one there! over 70 tons!!!!! the stones take on a jaggedy, zigzag pattern, which looks super cool. there are two explanations: they represent lightning bolts, or they represent the teeth of a puma. take yo' pick! i personally favor the lightning, but maybe i was influenced by the ominous beauty of the approaching storm. the sad part about saqsaywaman is that from 1537-1561, the spaniards took pieces from the site to build cathedrals and homes. regardless of the destruction, this place is truly remarkable. and easily hiked-up-to and snuck-in-to for an impressive afternoon picnic date. ;)

the other three sites were smaller but still neat. Q'enqo (you gotta pronounce that name with a tongue click like an african language!) a.k.a. "labyrinth" is where they mummified high class peeps and took part in important death-y ceremonies. Pura Pukara was a military fortress, food warehouse, administrative center, and access point for travelers coming in and out of Cusco. Tambomachay, "the baths of the princess," has two aqueducts that spill forth water all year round.... yet no one is sure where the water's point of origin is! weird much??? i think so. i sprinkled a little on my face to keep me young forever, but did NOT let it get near my mouth. relapse?! noooooo thanks!!!!!

all in all, great day! but a little much for weakling, recovering kels. so sunday i've spent gchatting and browsing flights to argentina in a lovely cafe overlooking the plaza. now i'm gonna ask Flor about dinner... cuz it looks like my American appetite is back!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

i DETEST flan. oooh... my nightly battle.....

My calluses are almost gone!!!! Waaaaah!!!!
But I can’t remember my nails ever being longer… (or dirtier—which is truly the shocking part).

Had two new experiences today: the post office and the laundromat. (I’ve never had anyone do my everyday laundry for me, including m’delicates,‘cept mom—hey thanks mom—so it feels super awkward.) Oh… three new experiences if you count frequenting a French bistro in a Peruvian town (where I had a large fancy sandwich and a deliiiiicioso cappuccino.) And dood. Guess which was the priciest? If you chose the fancy bistro, then sorry playa… that was the cheapest (this ain’t SF, folks). Okay, the laundering of my skivvies you say?? Oh… no, wrong again I’m afraid. It was the freaking post!!!! 40 soles to send one less-than-a-pound package and 3 postcards??!? Ayyyye caramba! It’s okay… I’m not letting it deter me from sending you all goodies. But I MAY be limiting them to those who write me BACK. Oooooh…. The pressure is on……..! ;P

It rained a bit today, but it was quite lovely. The storm clouds just make the sky here all the more impressive. I simply love it.

I’m starting to freak out about the fact that I only have two more days left of Spanish class. At this point I still basically only speak in present tense and jumble up ALL my other tenses… use incorrect pronouns with acute consistency… throw in “ja”, “nej”, and other Swedish words without realizing it… and can only understand others if they speak at a pace of ~8 words per minute. Imagining starting work on Monday is completely horrifying.

On that note… I think I’m actually going to STUDY.

Mucho luv from da dirtydirty. <3

4:00 a.m. setback: well it appears i have contracted my first bout of peruvian food poisoning. and what a lovely experience it is turning out to be. hope my yacking didn't wake up the fam! meeeeeeeeh! =(

i just barely pulled myself to class (an hour late) but was just instructed to go home and make it up on monday. so looks like i'll be pushing back my work start date a bit. but i heard a little about the weavers, and it sounds awesome! i'll be spending mornings there with them, learning about how they dye and weave (they have this expo sort of building for demonstrations for tourists and finished products to buy) and in the afternoons i'll probably be back in the cintro tinku office--where i currently take language--working on comp stuff and visiting local fair trade shops to learn how to open our own! i'm super stoked.

now if only my body would woman-up.......